Jeg Norsk for DegI began my latest journey last July. I came to visit my girlfriend in Norway and things went amazingly. The house we stayed in was the most…May 2, 2023May 2, 2023
Grapefruit for Breakfast“Grapefruit… For breakfast?” She squealed puckering and her mouth into a butthole while she squinted. Janine’s face always gave her true…Oct 31, 2022Oct 31, 2022
So in Love… on DrugsThe song ended with a rising roar from the crowd. The sound deafeningly vibrated your ear drums to uncomfortable levels as the stage held…Sep 1, 2022Sep 1, 2022
Frantic Panicking Love Drunk FishPanic. is the only word that came to his mind when he sat down to write. Panic. It is panic or is it anxiety? Panic. “Don’t panic”, is what…Aug 21, 2022Aug 21, 2022
The Economics of Moving to NorwayWhat am I doing here? It is so expensive and I am already out of money. I came to Norway to be with my girlfriend after living in Barcelona…Aug 5, 2022Aug 5, 2022
Why I Don’t Recommend a MYOG TentI have been camping and using tents since I was just a fat little boy dragging big bags of Black Forest gummy bears and beef jerky into…Aug 2, 2022Aug 2, 2022
My Farts Stink: An Opinion/I sit down to write. I opened the blank page… I fart. I sit. I sat some more. I am just sitting here writing this as I catch my own scent…Aug 2, 2022Aug 2, 2022
Bleaty Flamey SheepSlumping heavy into the splintering wooden fencepost the old farmer slid slowly under buckling knees until his cheeks touched the cool…May 31, 2022May 31, 2022
Growing in LoveI woke up at 4 am to accompany my girlfriend to the airport with her two loaded suitcases as she moved to Norway for the next year. It is…May 20, 2022May 20, 2022
What Sports Teaches Us About Narcissistic BehaviorsCalling our heroes narcissists is a big statement and many might feel personally attacked by this as they try to defend themselves and…May 12, 2022May 12, 2022
